1) Choose a sport that is not affiliated to the Indian Olympic Association. The IOA has a very nasty habbit of poking its nose where it is not needed.
2) Once you become a president, induct 420 new members. The criteria for choosing new members should be as follows:
A) They should never have played that sport.
B) They should never have dreamt of becoming members of that august body.
C) Their knowledge about that sport should be restricted to what they learn by watching the hindi electronic media.
D) They should be fiercely loyal not to tne sport but to you.
E) They should preferably be tongue-tied.
3) Use these 420 members to expel all those members who have played and served the sport since the time when there was no money in the sport and everything had to be done with your own hands. Also expel those members who are not tongue-tied and use their tongue carelessly.
4) Enjoy the presidency for life.
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